Jackie Mason Vlog 58 Oy Vey O.J.

            Déjà vu all over again! 13 years ago, Hillary Clinton was trying to promote a failed health care plan and O.J. was being chased in a Bronco.  Now, 13 years later, Hillary Clinton is again trying to promote a health care plan and OJ again is being chased.  Some things never change.  I think O.J. should run for President, and Hillary should get arrested.

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Jackie Mason Vlog 59 Ahmadine-Schmuck

            I may not be able to pronounce his name, but I do know a schmuck when I see one.  Everyone was in an uproar that Ahmadinejad was invited to speak at Columbia University.  The real travesty is that this man was invited to speak before the entire world, in our country.

            Ahmadinejad speaking at Columbia is just meaningless symbolism.  Really, Hitler has been dead for 60 years now, and in every University, in any given classroom, he is being studied and his speeches are heard.   Ahmadinejad wouldn’t even be speaking at Columbia in the first place, had it not been for him being at the U.N.  This man (for a lack of a better term) can threaten us, support genocide, deny one of the worst tragedies to beset man kind, and provide weapons and aid to our enemies, and we let him come to our country so he can threaten us again!  The U.N. gives this turkey legitimacy, and meanwhile our daftness allows us to look past this, the real problem, and instead be enraged that he’s speaking in front of 600 ivy leaguers.  When will we wake-up and realize the U.N. is a dangerous threat to World peace, not a solution for it.

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            Why is anti-Semitism so popular and pleasurable as a persistent behavior pattern all over the world? People who care about the fate of the Jews are always searching for subtle, indefinable reasons to explain the intensity of anti- Jewish hostility and hate. The simple truth is that the answer is far from mysterious.

            As a matter of fact, the answer is so obvious that you’d have to brainless not to see it. Everyone knows that whatever the crime committed against any Jew, the only price you’ll pay will be the price of the ride to the crime scene and back. Instead of blaming the criminals, the Jews will get involved in an orgy of self-blame and guilt. And after blaming themselves, they’ll start blaming each other. Somebody will be screaming, “It’s your own fault! Why would you be walking in front of a Muslim mosque at 2 am,” and the other one will argue “Why would I think they would recognize that I am Jewish,” and another voice yells, “at least you could’ve been smart enough to wear sneakers!” Then some body says, “Let’s report this to the police,” while somebody else is saying, “Are you Crazy? What if they find out we reported it? Do you want to get us all killed? Right now they don’t know who we are. Let’s just get out of the neighborhood!”

            It’s because anti-Semites are aware that these are the typical reactions of the Jews to any violence committed against them, that they feel free to attack any Jew whenever they please. Is it any accident that all over England you hear of a stream of attacks against Jews, but you never hear any attacks against Muslims? (I know that even right now, you the reader, are trembling in fear of what I might write about the Muslims)

            Is it any accident that British MP Mrs. Clare Short in the House of Commons attacked the Jews as vicious racists when their only crime, which she could think of, is that the Jews still exist, which she considers an offence to human decency? What right do they have to try to live in peace with the Arabs and constantly thwart every attempt of the Palestinian suicide bombers to annihilate their whole population? She claimed that the Jews practice an even more egregious form of apartheid than what existed in South Africa. Does she call it apartheid, when every Arab has equal access in every school, to every job, every health-care service, and every unemployment benefit? Currently, they even hold office in the Israeli parliament and every other branch of the Israeli government. Is she so ignorant that she doesn’t know that none of these opportunities would be granted to any Jew living in an Arab nation? Besides, how would a Jew be able to achieve any of these same opportunities when in most cases, it wouldn’t even be safe for a Jew to live there? But Mrs. Short, as anti-Semites all over the world know, you never suffer any consequences by attacking Jews. If anti-Semites really thought that Jews could be a menace of any kind, they would cower in fear as they now do to the Muslims. When was the last time that an Englishman made a hateful speech against Muslims? People are so fearful of Muslims, that they’re even afraid to say hello without apologizing? English people are now begging forgiveness from Muslims for things they don’t even remembering doing. Unlike the Jews of England, who spend all their time pleading just to be accepted in that country, the Muslims spend much of the time making demands and warning the people that they better be careful to respect them, be concerned how loud they talk to them, and not to criticize them. You also dare not paint the wrong cartoon, sing the wrong song, say the wrong thing, look the wrong way, or even laugh without an explanation. The Jews will never survive if they don’t learn a great lesson from the power of the Muslims. Isn’t it amazing that after committing so many acts of violence all over the world, not only are the Muslims not suffering for it, but actually the reverse has happened? They are the ones being treasured, respected, and venerated while every one is bowing to them in cowardly fear of the next possible attack. The Jews merely have to exist in order to generate ant-Semitism. Anti-Semites hated the Jews when they had nothing, and now they hate the Jews because of the claim that they have everything. No matter what the reason and even if it can’t be called a reason, it becomes reason enough to hate a Jew.

            Nobody in America today would dare to attack the blacks with the same kind of fearlessness that they do to the Jews. Because if they did, in ten minutes you’d be facing marches, courtroom subpoenas, blocked streets, broken windows, millions in fines and an array of new taxes to pay for more school lunches and whole construction sites for new condominiums. White America is so desperate to pay any price to protect their safety, that they now offer the blacks gifts of every kind. First they were offered welfare payments even if they were able bodied workers and then they were presented with food stamps for staying home. Americans then invented “affirmative action” to give blacks, among many things, the advantage of college admission with 10 points less than failing scores. White America is so guilt ridden because of their history of discrimination against blacks, that they are gladly accepting a black candidate for president, whose level of experience wouldn’t even qualify him to be a second tier lawyer in a third rate law firm if he was white.

            If this world had the same fear of the Jews that they have of the Muslims or the blacks, the attacks on the Jews would never have existed. People never feel threatened when attacking a Jew because he’s little guy with glasses carrying a brief case, and incase of an attack, he won’t pull out a gun, he’ll take out a fountain pen. He won’t be ready to shoot the attacker, he’ll be busy looking for a piece of paper to write his name down. The attacker always knows that when his victim is a Jew, he won’t get hit or hurt. The Jew won’t fight. He’ll cry, beg, scream or run. The attacker knows he can’t lose life or limb because the victim can’t fight, he’s only preparing to sue. Now this describes the Jews outside of Israel. If the Jews in the Diaspora continue to follow this pattern of traditional helplessness, instead of behaving in accordance to the new pattern of behavior of the Israelis, who are ready to fight and survive at any price, they will be doomed to be hounded by anti-Semitism for the rest of their lives. This how they must behave, even if it infuriates this yenta, the right honorable Mrs. Clare Short.

By Jackie Mason 

Jackie Mason Vlog 56 Move On Dot Hillary And Keep Moving!

            Americans will be in disbelief if she is elected president.  How does this pathetic, lying yenta have the nerve to call anybody a liar, especially a hero like General Petraeus?  And why won’t she condemn moveon.org?  This Senator, who voted for the war, is nothing more than an obscene fake at best.

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Jackie Mason Vlog 57 The United Abominations; Pigs, Lowlifes, and Liars

            Help! The Lowlifes are descending on New York.  As Mahmoud Ahmadinejad prepares to come to New York and make his speech in front of the UN, I question why we even need a UN.  Also, why do we let this dangerous theocracy, Iran, continue to build nuclear weapons?  

            This hateful group of people, created to make peace in the world, has done nothing for world stability.  It has only gives little wimps like Ahmadinejad a forum to spew his hate speech.  And on that note, why does the US cater to not only the UN, but to this little terrorist supporting hate monger.  It’s about time we stand up to Iran and tell the UN where they can go.

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By Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder

Published December 12th, 2002 

            Why would most Jewish people prefer being attacked by a mob of contaminated turtles than be caught voting for a Republican? What does this dread and fear of Republicans come from?

            Since the presidency of FDR, which is now about 60 years ago, the Jews still have the fixed image in their minds of the Democrats as the symbol of salvation and the Republicans to them are thieves, frauds, exploiters, lowlifes, and opportunists.
The truth is that the Jews are half-right if they are judging the Republicans of 60 years ago. But, they act as if they left the country at that time and since then have been suffering from Alzheimer’s.

            You don’t have to buy a calendar to know that 60 years ago was not yesterday. The Jews are either oblivious to reality or feel such a panic attack just from hearing the word Republican, that they quiver as if they were hit by lightening or got caught with an 11 year old girl who just announced that she is pregnant.

            Both parties have changed since 60 years ago the only difference is that the Republican changed for the better and the Democrats changed for the worse.

            If the Democrat had any respect for the truth they would drop the name “Democrat” and present the title to the Republicans, because the Republicans stand for exactly the same policies that the Democrats abandoned many years ago.

            Sixty years ago Roosevelt fought for the right of equal jobs for all minorities, but now the Democrats have invented something called affirmative action, which should really be called negative retribution. It created something unheard of in a democracy. Affirmative Action is not a fight for equality it is a reward for irresponsibility. It claims to stand for equal opportunity. That is a fraud! It really stands for opportunity without equality, because it demands the right to deprive opportunity for anyone who cannot qualify as a minority.

            Ironically the greatest defenders of Affirmative Action are the Jews who feel so guilty for just making a living, that they will do anything for someone labeled “minority,” although they would never do it even for their own children. If their own child was 20 years old and refused to go to college, refused to get a job, and refused to get up in the morning he would find himself not only thrown out of the house, he would even more likely be thrown out of a window. But if he is a member of a minority, a Jew suddenly becomes his psychiatrist, benefactor, and fundraiser because without even knowing him a Jew feels that it is his own fault if somehow his back can’t even get off the bed.

Giving, caring, sharing, and sacrifice are nurtured in the Jewish home to the point of harassment. That is why a Jew is like a man in a boxing ring fighting with his conscience about whether he has done enough to help. Which translated means every minority except the Jews.

            Since he is guilt-ridden for coming out of poverty he has to help other minority people as quickly as possible and no matter how much he does he is always pleading forgiveness for not having done enough. That is why no Jew can think that Affirmative Action should also include the Jew. He feels that if he made it so can another Jew.

And if the existence of anti-Semitism didn’t stop him it shouldn’t stop you.

            But if he is Black, Hispanic, red, green or a mixture of orange and pink a Jew is convinced that unless he can become a lawyer without passing the test he will be forced to remain a janitor in the building for the rest of his life.

           The Jews are so guilt-ridden that they can’t even remember their own victimization under the constant plague of anti-Semitism. They think of themselves as co-conspirators with the white Protestants who persecuted the minorities of this country, but they keep forgetting that they were never a member of that club. They are still never invited to join and even now most gentile clubs still have a hidden sign under the chief officers tablecloth that says “No Jews Allowed”.

            And what is still true of most country clubs was until recently true of what Jewish people faced when they were looking for a job. How could a thinking man manage to forget that until recently it was as hard for a Jew to get a job in a major corporation as it was for him to become the Pope? Almost every ad in the New York Times read “White Christian Only” ’til as late as 1960. Obviously they can’t remember it because it might eliminate too many guilt trips and a Jew can’t live without it.

            As far as the Jews are concerned, the Democrats can’t do any wrong and the Republicans can’t do anything right. When it was discovered that the secretary of state to the elder President Bush somehow used that well-known epithet “F- the Jews”, the popularity of the Bush Administration couldn’t withstand the shock and they were condemned by the Jews as hopeless anti-Semites who would have been hung if this were a society of decent people.

           But when Hillary Clinton was caught making blatantly vulgar anti-Semitic remarks, Jews reacted with contempt not for her but for the people who had the nerve to publicly mention it.

            When the headlines quoted her as calling someone an “F—ing Jew bastard”, after he offered to take the lie detector test and passed it with such high honors that if he was in college it would have made him the Valedictorian, it still didn’t stop her. She then claimed that he was not only a liar but also a thief, a lowlife, and a degenerate, unaware that she was stealing all the names that her husband had been called for 8 years.
Even if she went from house to house calling every Jew the same names she had called this innocent man it couldn’t diminish her popularity among Jews for a second. She already had bought immunity from prosecution from any Jew the day that the word Democrat was attached to her name.

            The proof is that even after she hugged Yassar Arafat’s wife, kissed her and praised her and even after she demanded a Palestinian state before even asking to protect Jewish lives from suicide bombers, she still wound up with by far the majority of the Jewish vote in her Senatorial campaign.

            If she were a Republican the whole American army wouldn’t have been armed with enough equipment to protect her. It has been proven a hundred times that a Republican can’t get more than 30% of the Jewish vote even if he saved every Jew from drowning.
The Prime Minister of Israel Yitzhak Rabin once confided to us during a private meeting that the two presidents that did the most to save the state of Israel were Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon. But if this information was blasted into every Jewish home in America 30% will still be the fence that no Republican could ever climb over, because it is a hopeless case if you happen to be a Republican.

            Nobody in America including the Jews themselves has worked harder than Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell to support the state of Israel. They have dedicated almost every sermon, every speech and every prayer fighting for the Israeli side in every argument about the state of Israel.

            But the Jews suffer from such blank prejudice towards Republicans that they can’t except what they are hearing. They believe Hillary Clinton while desperately campaigning for the Jewish vote is suddenly telling the truth, because somehow a Democrat can’t lie.
But these two religious ministers who are bringing a message which comes from what they interpret as the word of G-d and the words of their scriptures are suspected of having some mysterious hidden agenda and therefore shall not be trusted.

            In plain English when they hear the word Republican, especially when connected with the words “far right” to the Jews they become more dangerous than leprosy and they feel they better get out of town before they catch it.

Vlog 54 Dems Fear Petraeus More Than Bin Laden

           With Gen. David Petraeus’s report coming out soon and Bin Laden’s tape Just coming out, whose message do the Democrats fear more?

            Hillary Clinton recently said that another Terrorist attack would only help the Republicans, but success in Iraq makes them quake in their boots. Petraeus months ago was touted by the Democrats as the best option for command in Iraq. If he can’t do the job, no one can! And now this same man, according to the Democratic leadership who unanimously confirmed him, can’t be trusted and will no doubt skew his report in the Presidents favor. Why are the Dems changing their opinion of the General you ask? Because months ago they counted on him to lose and now their worst fear may becoming true. G-d Bless America indeed! With “Leaders” like the ones we have in Congress right now, we need all the help we can get.

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Jackie Mason Vlog 55 Democrats Have Gone Far Beyond Treason

            A post Petraeus hearing follow-up to my previous vlog from Sunday, September 9th “Dems Fear Petraeus More Than Bin Laden”

            The Democrats have proven themselves to be more reprobate and treasonous than even I could have predicted in my last vlog. They treated General Petraeus, this American hero who serves his country bravely, like a pig to slaughter. They never intended to hear good news from him. This was a set-up all along. A cold calculated plan they maneuvered months ago to take whatever the report was and skew it to their agenda. Hillary Clinton mentioned to believe the General’s report you must “…suspend your disbelief.” Well I’m in absolute disbelief how treacherous and treasonous this party has become.

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Weekly musings by Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder

Thoughts On E-mail

            People used to say, “Do right and fear no man; don’t right and fear no woman.”  And now e-mails have supplanted old fashioned snail mail, but yet, no such caution seems to be involved.  It seems that people feel that when they sit in front of their computer alone at night and type out all sorts of nonsense, somehow they are removed from responsibility for their missiles. 

           Currently, the Governor of New York appears, perhaps rightfully, perhaps wrongly, disinclined to release his e-mails that may be part of the scandal du jour, and, the Governor of New Jersey appears to be in trouble because of e-mails concerning his girlfriend, which he now, pursuant to a court order, has to turn over.  All of this is quite an apart and aside from the fact that any divorce lawyer will tell you about half of the people who come into their offices have a briefcase full of e-mails sent or received by a formerly believed-to-be-faithful spouse.  Various laws have been passed, such as one in New York, making it illegal to look at somebody else’s e-mail, but that doesn’t seem to deter jealous spouses.  They apparently operate under the proposition that if the computer is in their home, it is open season on whatever’s in it.

            Best advice:  don’t send e-mails of a personal nature unless you have no problem with your spouse – and eventually a judge – reading them.

Jackie Mason Vlog 52 End Of Summer Round-up

            Here we go.  As the summer draws to a near, Gonzales quits for doing nothing, Larry Craig gets in trouble for touching a toilet stall and for having a wide stance, and Clinton and other Democrats try to bury some “Shoe Money.”  What a crazy world of politics this is.

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Jackie Mason Vlog 53 Fred Thompson Isn’t Late, The Others Are Early

            The experts are claiming that because Fred Thompson joined the campaign too late, that it will hurt him.  One of the first candidates to officially announce his bid for president was Sen. Brownback.  What has joining the campaign early done for him?  Here’s my advice to you… stop listening to the pundits.  They can’t tell you who will be president better than my sister-in-law from Pittsburg can.

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